Borrowed Time
L.A. Boruff [Boruff, L.A.]
My welcome to midlife started with being sucked back in time to the 90s.
Turning
forty isn’t as exciting as most people think. There are no fireworks or
surprise parties, and I definitely didn’t get hitched overnight. Been
there, got the divorce papers to prove it. Nope, none of that.
Instead, I somehow opened a portal into the 90's and chased my cat through it.
And that set off a whirlwind.
The one thing my birth mom tried to save me from has caught up with me. I’m the next time-traveling witch assassin.
Don’t get excited. The job comes with a lot of learning curves, mishaps, and having to actually assassinate people.
Oh, but don’t worry, the people I have to hunt down deserve their karma.
And at least I have a pixie guide through all this, a little dragon named Fred.
It could be worse. I could still be working retail.
Turning
forty isn’t as exciting as most people think. There are no fireworks or
surprise parties, and I definitely didn’t get hitched overnight. Been
there, got the divorce papers to prove it. Nope, none of that.
Instead, I somehow opened a portal into the 90's and chased my cat through it.
And that set off a whirlwind.
The one thing my birth mom tried to save me from has caught up with me. I’m the next time-traveling witch assassin.
Don’t get excited. The job comes with a lot of learning curves, mishaps, and having to actually assassinate people.
Oh, but don’t worry, the people I have to hunt down deserve their karma.
And at least I have a pixie guide through all this, a little dragon named Fred.
It could be worse. I could still be working retail.
Catégories:
Volume:
1
Année:
2021
Langue:
english
ISBN 10:
8512195118
ISBN 13:
9798512195116
Collection:
Primetime of Life
Fichier:
EPUB, 195 KB
IPFS:
,
english, 2021